it must be a funny thing to be a girl

It must be an awfully funny thing to be a girl. the big bear dosen't think he could ever know what it would be like to be a girl, even if he lived to be a hundred.

After all, girls they wear make-up, and they put their hair into fancy styles, and they make sure that they are wearing nice clothes and nice shoes, and they carry nice handbags, and they talk to other girls about girly things, and they giggle and look at you from under their eyelashes sometimes.

But then, sometimes big bear does put on fake tan. And he does sometimes buy product from his hair stylist to make his hair look nice. And he did buy a nice suit from a suit shop that he could wear, and a big black coat that made him look like someone from the mafia so he could be cool. And he does look at people from under his eye-glasses, and laugh with a ho-ho-ho.

But then, the big bear is hairy.

But girls can be hairy too. Or at least stubbly. Or sometimes not hairy at all anywhere like a girl that the big bear saw in a certain night club one time but that is a story for another day.

Girls have boobs. One of little bear's freinds has boobs. Big ones. Gi-normous ones. Big bear things that they are nice to snuggle up to, but little bear is a bit afraid of them, but then we know that little bear can be silly too.

But then girls don't have willies and don't know what it's like to have a hard-on and all that secret boy-stuff. Fifty pee says girls have secret girl stuff too.

Maybe boys and girls aren't that different anyway. H'm. Maybe sometimes boys don't really know what it's like for other boys anyway. Or girls for that matter.

It's a funny thing being boys and girls. Girls can be nice, even nice to snuggle. But the bears like to snuggle each other most of all.