Tavelling and selling things

A nice man called the Big bear and said would the Big bear like to be interviewed for a big job selling kitchens. And so BB was excited and agreed a time.

BB talked to Little bear. And Little bear said do you want to sell kitchens? And BB said that's right, I don't want to sell kitchens, I am a silly bear.

Big bear called to say he was sorry and would not be able to come. But instead the nice man talked all about the things that they did, how the job was really exciting, and how they were able to earn lots and lots and lots of money with the loans and the payment protection plans and of course with the kitchens. The big bear wanted to go to see what it was like.

So BB was quite excited. He put a new tie on. There was a big office just like in that film with Al Pacino and Jack Lemmon where they swear lots. There were boards with sales figures on, and the really good salesmen get to win a holiday!

But when BB looked around the place where they were he could see that it was not very tidy. In fact, it was a bit messy. The files for the customers were sitting in a cardboard box on a desk. With no lid. And the box was ripped a bit. And the files were falling out.

But there was a nice brand new pool table there, so that must mean it must have all been ok.

BB and the nice man talked for a bit, and the nice man gave the BB a brochure and his telephone number, and told him that BB could start as soon as he wanted, and be straight on a training course. BB was very pleased that someone wanted him for a job.

LB pointed out that it was still a job selling kitchens. And BB had to agree that he was right.